2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don’t remember/know it. You wish the song ended as soon as possible. And of course you feel guilty about it.
3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend. And you feel awful, especially if your girl/boyfriend is sitting somewhere in the church. And you just think that pastor just wants to ruin your private life.
4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the church. The pastor starts preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys. And they should not engage in illicit relationships before marriage. So you worry that he wants to spoil your party again.
5. Pastor speaks on cheating during the exams. If you are guilty you start feeling uncomfortable.
6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions or for a discussion. But you feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you are not prepared.
7. After standing for a long time, pastor says “In Jesus name we pray”, you are so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit. But the pastor continues, and you are upset.
10 Richest Pastors In The World 8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.
9. Pastor calls a Bible verse, but you were not listening to him. So in a 5-second interval you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat. 10. When pastors are laying hands on people. You watch how they fall under anointing. And you are so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well.
Hello, I am Jodekss Gloatkenf --my penname. I am a professional writer, ghostwriter, researcher, editor, blogger, podcaster, artist, thinker and lightworker. I believe in creativeness, diversity and uniqueness --my definition of art.
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