The blogosphere is a wonderful place to meet the good, the bad and the ugly in our contemporary society. It is a home of no man. Some came to show off. Others came to socialise.
Here are twenty (20) abnormalities you would find on the internet.
1. Lack of intellectual acuity friends:
This category is a bit blunt on many things. They will never respond to anything you send them via inbox, but always bombard or disturb
you with careless broadcasts daily.;
2. Everything can go to the wall friends:
Everything they think about, you must see it on their walls.
When someone pays them, when they are in love, when they are angry, when they sustain any form of injury; they will come online to seek for sympathy from people etc. They don't have any secret. You can actually kidnap them via their posts and location updates every now and then.
Also read:
The Canoe and the Canoer
3. Thwarted WhatsApp groups:
This category is just a bunch of disappointingly unsuccessful ambitions.
Don't be confused at my expression. Here, the aim of the WhatsApp group is defeated and only advertisements becomes the order of the day.
4. WhatsApp Gossip zones:
This abnormality is seen when the WhatsApp group becomes a venue that people chitchat carelessly.
5. The 13th Commandment WhatsApp group:
A WhatsApp group that has over 13 rules and regulations. We have only 10 commandments in the scripture, yet we are guilty daily.
6. 3 Weeks Approval Facebook groups:
Greedy icons created such groups, and they don't bother about making other administrators. Facebook group where they will have to approve your post after 21 days.
7. Coition Facebook groups:
These are groups where people talk about sexual intercourse daily, as if that was the aim of the group.
8. Unwarranted ad Facebook groups:
Where only advertisements baptize people daily instead of the aim of the group(s).
9. Callous critical Facebook groups:
Where people insult people all in the name of criticism(s).
10. Once in 3 months update of [Facebook page]:
Where you see an update once in 90 days. Lazy administrators indeed are in charge here.
11. Irrelevant page posts:
No reasonable post(s) from the administrators/moderators/editors etc of such Facebook pages.
12. Illicit relationship household WhatsApp group(s):
A WhatsApp group that has a guy and his girlfriend alone as administrators.
13. Visionless visionaries creators:
Visionless people that open WhatsApp groups daily and add you carelessly without pre-information.
14. Responsive my foot people:
That will never like or comment on your work. But when they see you physically, they will appreciate you and ask you to keep up the good work online.
15. Inconsistent people:
They did something different yesterday. Today is a total different thing. Tomorrow, they will do a different thing entirely. They are never known for one thing. No focus and determination in them.
16. Secret admirers:
They are people that will never say anything about what you're doing. But are secret admirers.
17. Busybody critics:
They will do everything possible to make you look stupid, as if they are error free. They will dance an abusive dance on your stat(s).
18. Super Restricted WhatsApp groups:
You cannot post anything. You're not allowed to post. Read only from one dubious administrator. You're only allowed to respond to whatever the administrator has posted. Some bloggers do this to get traffic to their websites.
19. Atheists:
They will disturb you here and there with blasphemous posts. Is it our fault that you don't believe in the existence of God?
20. Taggers:
Every post they make, they will tag people. Fame and fortune
hustlers.
I'm just sick and tired of seeing too many abnormalities on the blogosphere. How about you?
© SIR A-ONE
Hello, I am Jodekss Gloatkenf --my penname. I am a professional writer, ghostwriter, researcher, editor, blogger, podcaster, artist, thinker and lightworker. I believe in creativeness, diversity and uniqueness --my definition of art.
As true as this is people don't seem to be conscious of it
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