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🅑🅘🅡🅣🅗🅓🅐🅨 light-short epic poesy for ‌🇸‌🇮‌🇷　‌🇦-‌🇴‌🇳‌🇪 2018 [R͟e͟l͟o͟a͟d͟e͟d͟] for 2019's

Sir A-One on your LEFT and the author on your RIGHT.

Nᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. Oʜ, ʏᴀʏ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟꜰ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟꜰ!

Read a dearest lineation by the same author

When I considered how my light is spent
O'er my days with this sugarcane that is short
I feel I need to rend or make repent
My call afore my birth He has given as my worth
I am away around feeling lost found laughing amid good friends
Poking fiends n' wishing 'em baptised to end my shame
The cross I have on my neck is loaded light
The force backing up my plight is purity.

When's  the last time you considered a short ODE like that?
I have seen enough that death has seen his own end
My call I wish I would water or bend
But zillions be the art at His bidding speed
So should I reject the truth to trudge the right thoroughfare?
Even or though my white is watered dirt because of my weed
Till in my own shroud; I will ne'er wait to declare.

© 2015 Jodekss Gloatkenf

I͟t͟ c͟o͟u͟l͟d͟ b͟e͟ a͟w͟k͟w͟a͟r͟d͟ a͟t͟ f͟i͟r͟s͟t͟, b͟u͟t͟ t͟h͟a͟t͟ d͟o͟e͟s͟n͟'t͟ m͟e͟a͟n͟ l͟o͟v͟i͟n͟g͟ i͟s͟ n͟o͟t͟ t͟r͟u͟e͟. A͟s͟ t͟i͟m͟e͟ a͟d͟v͟a͟n͟c͟e͟s͟ s͟w͟e͟e͟t͟ f͟e͟e͟l͟i͟n͟g͟s͟ b͟e͟c͟o͟m͟e͟ m͟u͟t͟u͟a͟l͟, h͟e͟a͟v͟e͟n͟l͟y͟. 

J͟o͟d͟e͟k͟s͟s͟ G͟l͟o͟a͟t͟k͟e͟n͟f͟


Scamp we all have been
Funny! Just at some junction as we arouse so
Those mighty moments when we men with women
Would imagine an honeymoon in the far laps of Finland's
thousands lakes below whilst thousands more islands lie adjacent from Indo
Cuddly us on paradise's golden floors with diamonds glowing virtuous clouds
And melodies of angelic skanking tools bolting us closest on foamy lilies....
Oh I have been there too, severally too!
As my mates have too, severally too
Some would lie true; skirts pretend shoo
When we lie in the sweet lies in our heads
Which release us from the anxiety of a first kiss of the Ms, Mrs
Or the trepidation that sucks like black hole of a first injection
Then ejection... pours cloudy cream clearing
the clam 'cross our mouths to make lousy moan:
"More, more, tour, turn - more, oh more!"
Tho' in reality releasing can be ruse or sore.

Could you imagine the ROMANCE OF ADETUTU?!

© 2019 Jodekss Gloatkenf

Jodekss Wick:
Pretty is my precious haven even if petty
With my lone memories of a faintly jump-starts
To this life’s own one of worst pin-ful pokes
With my many years of poetic champ bearing by
my fingers as a pengician on triggers to pen
For future fame or at least a pastoric popular demand
for a start or so; on my bed-bugged bed amassing fury
Came not comely dirty heads to to to disturb my funky peace.
Who art thou?

Bunch of bad bard as bad ass:
We are the dawn to your dusk
We are the dusk to your dawn
Your haven reeks like your decaying gut
This piece of peace you hype in your bed
Your petty bed we are to burn with the poorly
made-up memories of your affection we refill
with tons of thorn and at your turn your stars
We are painting into black and this we are
Beginning to bring by setting ablaze your bed bard.

They matched like macho men meaning their means with their versed machetes marring the made up merry looks of the mournful merry man. Dragged his fine filthy feet off the bed-bugged bed, removed the bed bugs and replaced his favourite bugs with white multimillion mighty milking maggots. Set his professional pens ablaze and milked the melted plastics and rubbers and metals on his metacarpals. Clothed his rolls with rolling flames— so thick like the pacing preposterous creamy clouds among other kinky clouds in the seated up skies really rendering him so silly and thus justly just jocular feeling fulfilled whilst he was gasping garnering resources of the amassed funky fury to repay just in the same flawless fold, but better flawless victory.

Read THE CHANGE

A narrator’s narrative:
Well, he aroused with his pen in a godlike fury
Paced into the ramparts that ran through his storey
All are falling and the flames of his fine belongings
were still there with their hands up wailing and weeping
Screaming why and why aloud into Wick’s and his spirit
Which was unto one got broken into thirty three trillions apiece
As broken as this bard be on his broken base thus came a broken bed bug
With broken scalp and legs and arms and hands and stomachs cut opened
Holding his hands up high to the burning ceiling seeing to his eyes saying
“Avenge us” and he died just at then, then he screeched out and his big bard blubbering verse
Was reviewed even the dens and deserts in hell and the factors in the abyss began
To purchase tickets to watch Wick’s vendetta as come back of a broken spirited spirit:
Cut the crap
Crossed his shrill
Crossed the street
Sat no more
Stood and paced
Matched in ‘n out
Found his coin
Rapped in loin
Bought a pen
More Pens
Poured inks
More inks
Bought a roll
Borrowed more
Wore his wear
Black and black
Shoes were black
Gloves were red
And were black
Packed his muse
Much more muse
Moved with irk
Energy grossed
Met them sleep
Woke them up
Gave them chance
Threw them pens
Threw them rolls
Attacked them
Countered them
Stunts on them
Twisted them
Turned them
Flipped there
Dodged glare
Lithe, numb them
Pierced, sew them
Sent their limbs
On their feet
They muffled
Set their balls
on blue fires
They screamed
Took their bed
And shredded their
Chairs and stools
Stooped their tallness
Short and stretched
Their short limbs
Into miles’ meters
Plugged their eyes
to their ball pens
Wrote their worth
in pencils
sealed these
Slit dearly rare
Their existence there
Through their throat
Then wobbled home
Back into shambles
And rested his pens.

©2019 Jodekss Gloatkenf

One of the things which might safe 🅐🅝　🅔🅜🅟🅛🅞🅨🅔🅔 the stress which comes with getting ‌🇫‌🇮‌🇷‌🇪‌🇩🔥 without notice and running about in kilter looking for another job is responding to queries a͟p͟p͟r͟o͟p͟r͟i͟a͟t͟e͟l͟y͟.

Life is full of eventualities, which come as different circumstances.

And life doesn't care if one is an employee or a job seeker. It just let things happen to us as it sees fit leaving us to handle them as we could.
So, as an ‌🇪‌🇲‌🇵‌🇱‌🇴‌🇾‌🇪‌🇷or for the sake of who are more affected, an ‌🇪‌🇲‌🇵‌🇱‌🇴‌🇾‌🇪‌🇪, at times, even without intention, we go against the institution's 🅡🅤🅛🅔🅢　🅐🅝🅓　🅡🅔🅖🅤🅛🅐🅣🅘🅞🅝🅢, which would then make the authority to serve a ‌🇶‌🇺‌🇪‌🇷‌🇾 letter.

In what areas do we mostly get queries from from institutions?

Well, the commonest are:

ʟᴀᴛᴇɴᴇss, ɴᴇɢʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ, ɪɴsᴜʙᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ ᴀʙsᴇɴᴛᴇᴇɪsᴍ.

Any of those could see you fired but you can save the situation by apologising for such misconduct how?

A well ‌🇼‌🇷‌🇮‌🇹‌🇹‌🇪‌🇳　‌🇷‌🇪‌🇸‌🇵‌🇴‌🇳‌🇸‌🇪 to the ‌🇶‌🇺‌🇪‌🇷‌🇾 served.

An instance of what could make an employee to be absent is ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴏʀ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ sɪᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ʜᴀD ɴᴏ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇɴsᴇ ᴏꜰ ʟᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀssɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴅᴜᴛʏ ᴀᴛ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄᴇ...

And the boss would have begun to heat up 😠😡...
Getting prepared long lines of questions as ‌🇶‌🇺‌🇪‌🇷‌🇾 letter not knowing what was happening actually.

Bosses or General Managers are human beings too, ‌🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇾　‌🇫‌🇪‌🇪‌🇱, cut them they will bleed.

Yes, the boss, he or she, might be hell mad for being absent, but yet, a good response to the query served might even make him or her pity and assist the matter betrer.

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There are 5 things, prepared, for us, no how to go about writing or answering a query politely and correctly.

Understand the message.

This will get you to know how to respond effectively and not beating around the bush. Bᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜsʜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ actually be seen to connoting you don't value the job at all. And then, even if the boss wasn't ready to fire, the thought would begin growing.

Understand the content to know angle from which you have to come in through.

Understand the tone depicted in the message. Responding in calmer tone would help.

Even if it is an accusation of what you don't know about, let the response be professional, direct and on point.

Have a rough sheet beside you, you'd. Analyse or put down the points you will like to use in the writing.

Don't dare sound arrogant or lousy i͟f͟ y͟o͟u͟ h͟a͟v͟e͟ n͟o͟t͟ g͟o͟t͟ a͟n͟o͟t͟h͟e͟r͟ j͟o͟b͟ o͟f͟f͟e͟r͟ s͟o͟m͟e͟w͟h͟e͟r͟e͟ e͟l͟s͟e͟. 😐

‌🇶‌🇺‌🇪‌🇷‌🇾 is served in formal setting. Therefore, it is expected to respond with formalness either. Remove all sorts of familiar remarks and sound so off as if you don't actually have any familiarity with the boss in case there is one with him or her. The business is real and serious.

This is so as your absenteeism, for instance, could cripple the whole establishment completely.

Don't argue.

The ‌🇫‌🇮‌🇷‌🇸‌🇹　‌🇹‌🇭‌🇮‌🇳‌🇬 that must begin the first paragraph must be acknowledging you are at fault.

Back that immediately with concrete evidence of why the absenteeism happened if you have one.

Again, don't beat around the bush.

It is also a formal letter, we are not expected to bore the very busy General Manager with long tales.

Straight to the point with action words but yet with mild tone and somber mood.

It is expected to be succinct and grammatically okayed.

At this point.

Let me hint that @ Jodekss Writing and Editing Services owned by me, we could write you your ‌🇶‌🇺‌🇪‌🇷‌🇾 response, provided you are busy or something else.

We could help and ‌🇵‌🇷‌🇴‌🇴‌🇫‌🇷‌🇪‌🇦‌🇩 or ‌🇪‌🇩‌🇮‌🇹 as well for grammatical perfection.

The following is the sample of the arrangement with an instance as typed by me on my MS word.

You would see clearly how it has been arranged. That is how a ‌🇶‌🇺‌🇪‌🇷‌🇾　‌🇷‌🇪‌🇸‌🇵‌🇴‌🇳‌🇸‌🇪 should be done.

Here are the content:

The General Manager,
Jodekss Company,
P.O Box 9999,
Buhari City.
Dear Sir/Ma,
RE: RESPONSE TO YOUR QUERY LETTER FOR ABSENTEEISM ON 25TH APRIL, 2019.
My misconduct on absenteeism on 25th April, 2019 was not deliberate. I left home early as usual in order to get to office on or before 8:00am, but around 15 minutes past 7:00am, my car broke down at the middle of the road. I tried to inform the permission officer but his lines were not active at the moment. I was though able to reach out to him 3 hours later, after I had managed to tow the car to a safe spot. Attached are the screenshot of my call log in the morning on 25th April, 2019 and the photo of where my car broke down at.
Through this organisation, I have been in a position to develop my career and be efficient as and when due.
I promise to always be punctual by leaving for office even earlier henceforth, in case such repeats itself, so that it would not stop me from getting to office on time to carry out duties assigned me.
Thank you!
Yours faithfully,
(Your signature should be here)
Emmmanuel Muhammed.

If there is any questions, sᴜɢɢᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs, ᴀᴅᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴs, ᴏʙsᴇʀᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴs, ᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴs,...., ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ through the comment box below.

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